For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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