No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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