brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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