You work out of a Hotel?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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