She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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