Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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