the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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