i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
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