i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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the day after is always just damage control
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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