my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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