so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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