you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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