I wannas sexs uuuuu
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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