My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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