Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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