someone get that fucking seahorse.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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