Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Houston, we have a squirter
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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