Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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