I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize