ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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