oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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