Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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