This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
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