Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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