Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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