They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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