What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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