Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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