I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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