So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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