Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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