i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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