we're blogging at a bar
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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