So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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