quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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