Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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