some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
A bitchslap is in order.
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