He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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