I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Just high enough for therapy.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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