I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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