I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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