He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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