Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
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i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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