this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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