do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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