we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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