can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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