I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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