Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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