just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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