I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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