i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I'm too high and old for this...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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