Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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